Is that what you are?
After becoming a mother, I catch up on all kinds of parenting knowledge and pay attention to the public numbers of mothers and infants in the list.
From [how to raise children scientifically] to [how to deal with new family relationships], you can’t wait to understand.
When getting practical and interesting parenting knowledge, I can’t help forwarding it to my teammate’s husband to unify the scientific parenting front…
But why does your husband never open the articles you share and refuse to learn and make progress with you?
Today we invited a father to talk about what [inner plays] he had when he received the news.
In his wife’s view, not reading articles is tantamount to refusing cooperation.
Many female friends have such perplexity: he never reads articles forwarded to his husband on the topic of marriage and child-rearing.
In fact, I also stubbornly believed that it was best for men and women not to pursue common topics. Later, our tastes were still different, but we had a common theme: children.
She suddenly forwarded me articles on marriage and parenting in a high density, which affected my concern for the national economy and people’s livelihood. I always ignore them brilliantly. In the evening, she checked me for questioning and asking questions, so she didn’t quarrel less. For a few bullshit articles, as for?
As for!
Later, I wanted to understand: I ignored it because I was not interested, but the message was [refusing to cooperate]. Marriage and child-rearing was originally a blood-soaked alliance. Every time my wife sent me a teaching material, it was a united front act, which was like a pledge: strong man, do this bowl of steaming flying!
Although some content is indeed Xiang.
Later, it was discovered that I underestimated the difficulty of bringing the baby.
At that time, I would receive countless sleep-coaxing strategies every day. The father inside was a hypnotic master. He caressed her with his skillful hands, and the baby was like a sweat-masking medicine. I was bored when I looked at it: why don’t you go to take pictures?
When my wife came home at night to ask about her experience, I said [nothing]. This is a very clear signal of non-cooperation. There are two levels of emotions: where is the father’s business with her? Which is what’s profound technology to coax children?
My wife handed Muzi to me: See how you put her to sleep.
Many children sleep like grenades with strings pulled, and when they get rid of them, they ring. So does Muzi. I sleep with me and think he should rest when he is tired from crying.
As a result, the little bastard has a strong endurance, like a music greeting card with a short switch. Throw it there, it can always be there to Alice.
Several times I remembered to coax him, but I felt that I could not recognize him. Besides, I will not coax, it is too late to learn now. It will take a while.
The wife suddenly burst into tears on her face: [You are cruel! I can’t consume you! ] Picking up Muzi, Niang and Niang cried more excitedly. At the moment, my remorse is like an avalanche: at first I just disdained her interest. When she became angry, I became more resistant and eventually developed into internal friction, which also radiated to Eva.
In addition to self-accusation, there was also a bad aesthetic experience. My wife’s eyebrows were twisted to 10: 10 all night, while mine was drooping to 8: 20. It must be admitted that after seven years of marriage, she was angry and no longer lovable, but absolutely frightening. If I don’t want to be lucky, I have to avoid evil, so I began to read the [textbook] she forwarded to me reluctantly.
Finally, I found a secret book suitable for me to sleep in various strategies: white noise.
I am especially good at imitating engines. That is magnificent and powerful. With one mouth open, the mother engines all over the street want to take off their pants. Muzi especially likes me to make this sound while shaking. He will be very stable and fall asleep smiling.
The child used to like [car shock]. This is my first appearance as a prop.
In fact, as long as I respond, my wife will be very happy.
Once she let me read an article < < the best education for children is that father loves mother > > >. After I finished reading it, I answered both multiple-choice questions and subjective questions well. She was elated and made me a big pot of braised large intestine. From washing to stewing, the neighbors could not smoke it well and almost complained.
Playing coquetry and being cute is a common method. Most of the time I still eat this way. However, my old wife, sometimes she acted too much and made me sick. In order to end all this quickly, I volunteered: “Send it to me as soon as possible, I want to start reading immediately!” ]
Recently, my wife enlarged her move. In order to let me watch love education movies, she used love action movies as bait. I said I was tired of watching it in college. She said, “After watching this educational movie, I will play it for you!” ]. I implored: [Don’t make connections, I will have sexual fear.]
The noise itself is also communication. In fact, no matter whether it is an article or a video, I have read it unequivocally. She always does not send me Taobao links or new information on the market all day long. She is sensible, and I have to be sensible.
In fact, what my wife pursues is only my response and participation. As for the content, I can totally disagree.
As soon as I got home that day, I smelled the fragrance of dung as soon as I entered the corridor. The neighbor held his nose and asked what our house was doing. I said that both of us liked-[literature and history].
This video really needs to be watched with your nose pinched. The speakers are all dressed up in Chinese clothing. In the past, when you beat your wife and drank too much to find a mistress, suddenly the prodigal son came back with a bang, just because you read the traditional culture and Confucius and Mencius. I was brought into divine friendship, as if I felt the dried and drooping milk of the ancients through the screen.
Finally, let me catch the flaw! A big brother said that he had a bad marriage because he had a bad temper. Later, Chinese studies taught him to speak well. It is said that it was also proved by contemporary science and technology: a Japanese scientist did an experiment of two glasses of water, saying I love you to one glass of water every day and I hate you to the other cup. As a result, the cup of crystallization he was loved after freezing into ice was especially beautiful.
I immediately questioned: Lao Zi, such an advanced primate, is still ungrateful; It is a small molecule inorganic substance, not only can read, but also likes and dislikes clearly. Quickly check the data and find that this Japanese scientist did not get a degree in Japan, but went to Diploma Mill in India to get a diploma and cheated people by writing books. Transfer it to his wife as soon as possible.
Her stunned state is especially adorable.
In addition to being overwhelmed, she laughed heartily and sounded like Hong Zhong. In fact, there is no problem between husband and wife. What she wants is a topic. What she cares about is that I am willing to participate, so it is OK. Can find out the fault, which means that she is still deeply involved.
My wife understands my reluctance and mental fatigue. She usually does not harass me during working hours. It is usually my garbage time for eating and riding. I have caught several times [teaching materials] hard injuries. Recently, she has started to be less and more refined. The selection is to transmit information more efficiently.
After reading a lot of bullshit articles, my wife came to the conclusion that many parenting experiences and strategies have no replicability at all.
After this round of filtering, the family relationship category is basically the only one left, and this is the worst-hit area of chicken soup. Screen it again, and finally what comes to my hand is all high-quality products.
I am still willing to absorb the last dry goods. Because I understand her loneliness: as a wife, she is a novice; Being a mother is also a novice. There must always be someone to discuss it. In fact, I am also a novice, not as eager as she is to learn, so be an accompanying student.