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One person in the later 100 years
Once there was a world problem in front of boys:
What should you do when your girlfriend is angry and shouts to let you [get out]?
As a rational and graceful boyfriend, you must realize that she let you go because she is angry that you don’t care about her, don’t understand her, don’t care about her…
In short, no language can compare with sincere practical actions.
You should not only roll gracefully and stylish, but also roll out of your skills to fully show your full love for her.
Today, I’ll teach you 6 kinds of fancy rolling methods to get out of the man’s attitude!
Fancy Rolling Method 1: Ball
Men’s Consciousness: Where to Stay Cool
As the saying goes, attitude decides everything!
In order to show your sincerity in apologizing, first put your hands around your calf and then put your head on your knee.
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Please remember, be sure to put your head as close to your knee as possible to fully express your guilt.
After the preparation is completed, we will come to the key links.
Use your breast-feeding strength to tighten the core so that your whole body can be like a ball blowing full air, so that your girlfriend can push you away like a ball.
Then… the magic of love rolls in circles, rolling you into the night and day of elation.
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As the first action of the fancy rolling method, this is the most basic and simple rolling method. Go home and practice 2-3 times. I believe you can roll skillfully after mastering the skills.
If you are talented, you will be successful easily. Welcome to the advanced stage.
Fancy Rolling Method 2: Seal Applause
A coquetry man has the best life.
On the basis of mastering the rolling method 1 skillfully, put your feet tightly together, and hold your feet up by bypassing the gap between your legs.
In order to maintain balance, the foot exerts force downward and the hand exerts force upward.
Just like the balance of love between you two, find the delicate balance between them.
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Keep your back straight and sit where your buttocks are most fleshy. Then roll up!
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The essence of seal clapping lies in…
When you roll back to the end, use your core strength and the confrontation between hands and feet to stop your body! Then like a cute little seal, clap with your feet.
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Sprinkle like a seal and let your girlfriend calm down.
If your skill is hard enough, you can pat your feet three times like your little brother, if you can’t, you can pat your feet twice, if you can’t, you can pat your feet once.
In short, let yourself become a lovely little seal completely, so cute that your girlfriend can no longer be angry with you.
Fancy Rolling Method 3: Kowtow
I was wrong, I was really wrong
This method is applicable when you have really made a serious mistake and the first two rolling methods have not worked.
You can only temporarily put down the dignity of men and kowtow and admit your mistake.
Of course, the technical requirements for you have also increased accordingly. First of all, cross your feet and grab your feet one by one.
By switching the force between muscles and using the subtle balance of the body, roll out and roll back.
Finally, he knelt down on his knees and kowtowed and apologized.
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In order to increase the probability that your girlfriend will forgive you, your head can be hit hard on the ground, making your girlfriend feel distressed.
Complete a perfect kowtow and apology.
Fancy Rolling Method 4: Boomerang
Turn passivity into initiative and ask for a hug of love.
Generally speaking, girls are creatures that eat soft but not hard.
Boys may as well turn defense into attack, take the initiative to attack, ask her for a loving hug, and make up with intimate physical contact.
Straighten your legs, roll back, then roll back with all your strength, give full play to your strong core strength, stop in mid-air, and spread out your arms.
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One hug is not enough, the cycle goes back and forth, you can need more hugs.
Fancy Rolling Method 5: Swing
Beat your girlfriend with deep feeling,
This time, not only by technology, but also by deep feeling to defeat your girlfriend’s hard core wall.
Lie prone, bend your knees, hold your feet back with both hands, activate the erector spinae and multifissure muscles on your back, and lift your body up as high as possible.
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Only by relying on the subtle difference in the interaction force between the feet and hands, can the body have forward and backward forces respectively, so that the body can shake like a cradle.
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This action may seem simple, but it is actually very difficult. If you try it for the first time, you may not be able to shake it at all.
The more you shake, the more you show how sincere you are to apologize.
Remember! Look forward and look at your girlfriend affectionately.
Use this action to tell your girlfriend that no matter how much suffering there will be in the future, I only have you in my eyes.
Fancy Rolling Method 6: Ultimate Static
Even roll out of the shape of loving you.
First of all, please make sure you are flexible enough to do the following:
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首先, 我们抬起双脚, Make aL
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The body continues to roll back and bend into an O
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Then roll back slowly, in the middle, open your feet and hands, stop for 2 seconds, and make a V
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The most difficult challenge is coming. You need to roll back again, holding one leg with one hand and reaching over your head with the other hand to make an E
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The coherent action is like this:
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If you can achieve this ultimate stillness, your balance ability, core muscle group and flexible application ability of thigh muscle group have almost defeated 90% of the people on earth!
It doesn’t matter if you can’t do it. I have also prepared a reduced version for you.
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With such a roll, your girlfriend forgave you, the whole spine was stretched and massaged, and the muscles were exercised.
As the saying goes, have you learned one [roll] three carvings?
Pay attention to safety, do what you can, and do not imitate at will.
This article has been reviewed by Yang Yizhuo, an expert in sports rehabilitation.
Source of cover picture: Dr. Clove Design Team
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