Since becoming a married and childbearing middle-aged woman, there is a generation gap deeper than the Mariana Trench between her friends who have not yet given birth. On the other side of the trench are friends who live in a glamorous life and her fashionable and exquisite luxury bags. On the other side of the trench are my children and my huge mommy bags that are necessary to go out.
Today, I bring you an easy article. The author of the article, Lazy Mother, shared her 9 changes that deepened the generation gap before and after giving birth to the baby.
The author is lazy mother, Benshuo clinical and applied psychology, who did psychological counseling in his profession and later entered the early family education profession. The family has two years old and four months old children, who are full-time so far. His main focus is [how to be lazy while taking babies].
01
I have a group of college friends.
Of the four, two have babies, one is pregnant and the other is just newly married.
On one occasion, the newly-married beautiful girl complained that the excrement pulled by the cat in her family was extremely smelly. Early in the morning, she and her husband had a serious dispute over who would deal with cat litter.
This was nothing, everyone unanimously said to the public that it would be good to [kill her husband with a knife], and then she said:
[It’s almost tiring to raise a cat. You raise children-also, no, too, for example, this, bar.]
Look at it. Look at it. This is how God is talked to death.
02
In fact, it goes without saying that other people, even three years ago, I am afraid it is difficult to understand myself now.
The biggest watershed in my life is probably having a baby.
In the past, I thought that people’s success in starting a business, their annual salary and scientific research awards were called cow force. Now the measurement standard for cow force has become:
[One-on-one hit Eva suddenly meets a child who is ill and can calm down unhurriedly. There is an orderly way]
[You can take 20 minutes to get a high-value supplementary food with a circle of friends while taking the baby]
[Taking two babies on a long flight alone can still maintain dignity]
…….
03
In the past, showing off one’s wealth was a zero on the real estate certificate, Alipay bill and passbook.
Now we are counting how many babies there are: one is from an ordinary family, two are standard for the middle class, and three or more are exclusively for local tyrants…….
After all, the little basin friend still has a big name, called the money shredder.
04
When I was a young girl before, who didn’t cherish my face?
Nowadays, shopping carts are full of baby’s food and clothing. The fashion, beauty and clothing matching in WeChat’s attention list has long been surrounded by Little Red Dot. The first time is to open all the mother and infant numbers, leaving the door for 30 minutes and leaving the door for baby for 30 seconds.
Don’t say makeup, put on a moisturizer to worry about whether the baby will eat into the stomach.
My last stubbornness and I are probably when friends take a photo, they will still choose the one that looks better.
05
What a reserved person I used to be. I could never take the initiative when I waited, and I would never rush before I could stir up my head.
Now, in order to find a playmate for Eva, I can attack everywhere in the park’s group of wandering Eva. When I see someone holding Eva in their hands, I will automatically start the self-familiarization mode. In front of strangers, I can also read picture books to Eva with rich voice and emotion and grandiose acting skills to accompany Eva to perform enough magic plays.
Although there is still a self who blushes easily in his heart, let’s throw caution to the wind.
He won’t die anyway.
06
In the past, I followed the fashion. Even if I couldn’t pick my shoulder and lift my hand, it was too difficult to open a beverage bottle. I also insisted on boasting shameless that I was a female Chinese paper.
Now the miserable woman has really become a strong man, dragging a pair of broken bodies with waist soreness, back pain and leg cramps. She can also hold her baby in one hand and carry her on the fifth floor of the car in the other.
You asked me why I can live in a team by myself.
Ah, look at the weak him in his arms and the pig-like him beside him.
07
In the past, my friends’ impression of me was reliable. They would definitely do what they promised. They would definitely return the missed phone calls. Little Red Dot would never be allowed to exist in WeChat for more than ten minutes.
Now I forget what I said when I turn my head. I’m afraid I’ll make my child sleep and my cell phone will be muted for a long time. It’s mainly luck that I can receive the phone. I suddenly go offline to wipe my baby’s baby while chatting with someone.
The only thing that still sticks to me is our Jingdong brother-
He will text me if I am at home, and then quietly put the goods at the door, never knocking at the door, never ringing the doorbell.
Emma, the last man to treat me so considerate, was him.
08
In the past, when I saw someone impatient with the child, I immediately turned my mother’s upper body and countless eyes in my heart to him.
At present, I think the most sympathetic occupations in the world are nannies, pediatricians, kindergarten and primary school teachers.
After all, in the face of the baby I gave birth to myself, I have to lose my mind and explode in situ 20 times a day.
09
In the past, I felt that democracy and equality should be required within the family. Since I am married, I must understand and respect each other.
Now–
Fuck you, you know what? ! Eva was born to me and everything I bring will listen to me!
Considering that my teammates are also pitiful, facing a Empress Dowager Cixi, I can only be forced to choose silence as golden and quiet as chicken.
10
I used to have romance, flowers, gifts, candlelight dinner.
Now, after the baptism of excrement, urine and fart, people have gradually returned to reality.
If you can tell the positive and negative sides of diapers clearly, you can award a certificate of merit to five good husbands.
If you can make the supplementary food for your baby, you can use it as a teaching material for other people’s husbands to walk sideways in the child-rearing group.
Can I also take the baby who is clamoring to take the bus out to play for half a day and let me finish the 3 kg crayfish in front of me quietly?
Emma, please accept my worship!
11
Having said so much, do you ask me if it is worth having a baby?
Think about the soft baby’s sweet smile, as if what he has become is nothing.
But do you want another one?
Ha ha, then forget it.